The Godhead and Disciples of Cinema

And so, after much deliberation, I have narrowed my choices for my favorite LIVING female actresses to three. These three, I shall dub my Female Godhead of the Living Cinema. They are as follows (in no particular order):

1) Meryl Streep

2) Bernadette Peters

3) Emma Thompson

But what would a Godhead do without Disciples? Sure these disciples do not necessarily expound the gospel of the Godhead, but what religion REALLY sticks to what is written anyway right?

The Four Disciples:

-Sigourney Weaver: this honor has been bestowed upon you due to your diligence as you sliced through Yale at the same time as Meryl Streep, your valiant demeanor as you torched and blew up aliens and was a key participant in the biggest bitch fight in Cinematic history in the marvelous movie of "Aliens." And for your supreme bitchiness in the movies "Holes" and "The Working Girl." And you also get a bravery award. This award comes with the mere knowledge that you and Rick Moranis got it on in "Ghostbusters." Congratulations gate-keeper. 

-Gillian Anderson: you have been chosen as a disciple because of your excellence as Agent Scully in the X-Files series. You endured at least 6 or so years of Sci Fi television, and for that you are commended. You are also singled out to be great in the majestic role of Lady Dedlock in the mini-series of awesome "Bleak House." 

-Dame Julie Andrews: you are blessed with the rare gift of awesome. Such an awesome that can be taken in both the literal and slang terminology. You have been loved from My Fair Lady through your rebellious anti-Mary Poppins phase where you revealed your "dirty pillows" to the camera and now to your Disney empire. Ich liebe dich meine freunde. 

-Carol Burnett: How can words describe the adoration that is held for this comedian. Many children have been raised underneath her........ child-appropriate skits... *cough cough* and have molded the young minds of such crazed people like the humble creator of this post. 

May these women continue to be blessed with the power of AWESOME.

Amen.