Ziah. A giant great dane that tumbles in at the staggering weight of 793 pounds. Maddie, who weights somewhat less, takes on The Beast.
Today we find Maddie sprawled out on a couch watching "Modern Marvels." Her canine associate, Ziah, is waking up from a nap and bends his body in an odd squatty position over the carpet.
Maddie: Z... what are you doing?
Ziah: I've gots ta go.
Maddie: Go... go... wait... GO?! *runs over to the dog and starts to push him around the ribcage area* Move, move... you HAVE to do that outside!
Ziah: No, I told you 20 minutes ago with a low grumble that i had to go, and you ignored it. Now i'm bursting, excuse me.
Maddie: Ew, Ziah common... go outside! I have to clean this up!
Ziah: Oh, DO you? In that case, excuse me as I plop out a couple more.
Maddie: AAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
As the story ends, we find Maddie whimpering in the corner with a gas mask, and Ziah... sleeping victoriously under the television... proud of the stone henge he so graciously created on the green shag carpet.
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