Screw Hollywood. Chat.

Claire
WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAATTTT?????????
NOW THE LAWNMOWER GUYS????
DO NOT ADD TO THIS!!!

12:18Maddie
WHAT?!
MORDOR HATH UNLEASHED ITS FURY!

12:19Claire
IONIA WILL FALL IF WE DO NOT FIGHT HARDER!!!!!

12:19Maddie
PUSH THE 1ST AND 5TH PLATOONS UP THE LEFT FLANK!
IN SHORT, CRANK UP DEM TOONS!

12:22Claire
ALL SQUADRONS ARE IN PLAY!!

12:23Maddie
NO! Our reserve forces are still at bay
keep them there and bide!

12:23Claire
SED 'EM IN

12:23Maddie
NO

12:23Claire
*SEND

12:23Maddie
BIDE
BIDE
IF WE SEND THEM IN, WE WILL BE UTTERLY DEFENSELESS!

12:25Claire
WE'RE DYIN' ON THE FRONT LINES HERE!
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

12:26Maddie
KSSSHHHHH look, we cannot deploy our reserves. Pull back so our 2nd and 7th platoons can push the offense! KKKSSSHHHH

12:28Claire
THEY'RE DEAD!
THEY'RE ALL DEAD!

12:28Maddie
WHO?! KSSSSH

12:29Claire
HHHHSSSSSHHHHKKKKSSSSSHHHHH THE SECOND KKKKSSSSHHHH AND KKKSSSRRRRRSSSSSHHHH 7TH KKKKKKKSSSSHHH!!! WE'RE GETTING KILLED OUT HEREKKKKKKKKKKSSSSS

12:30Maddie
2nd and 7th are with me here, what are you bitching about Lieutenant?! KSSHSHH

12:30Claire
BETA TEAM KKKKKKKK

12:30Maddie
SENDING IN THE OUTER DEFENSESKKKKKKSHHHH

12:30Claire
THE FRONT KKKKSSSSSSSHHH LINES ARE BREAKKIINNGGG!!

12:31Maddie
HOLD THOSE LINES LIEUTENANT GODDAMNIT KSSSSSSHHHH

12:31Claire
THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH KKKKSSSSHHHH

12:31Maddie
OUTER DEFENSES SWITCHING TO OFFENSE, PLUNGE IN! KSSH

12:31Claire
WE'RE FISH FOOD OUT HERE KKKKKSSSSHHH

12:31Maddie
CHANGE LOCATION!
TEAM YOUNGESTCHILD CHANGE LOCATION
KSSSHHHH
I REPEAT, CHANGE LOCATION! KSHHH
COULD LIGHTEN THE INCOMING FLOW OF ENEMIES KSSSSHHHH

12:33Claire
CAN'T
WE'RE BOXED IN!! KKKKSSSSHHH

12:33Maddie
WHY NOT LIEUTENANT?!
LOCATION NOT WORKIGN?!
NOT EVEN THE LOWER BUNKERS?!
KKKKKSSSSHHHH

12:34Claire
LOWER BUNKERS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TO.
KKKKSSSSHH

12:34Maddie
HOW?!?!?! KSSSSSHHHH
CLIMB DOWN THE MOUNTAIN PASS, IT'S NEXT TO YOUR QUARTERS WHERE YOU ARE CURRENTLY HARBORED!!! KSSSSHHHHH

12:36Claire
THE BASE IS TOO IMPORTANT
THERE IS TOO MUCH TO LOSE!

12:38Maddie
GODDAMNIT LIEUTENANT IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN TO THE LOWER BUNKER, THERE WONT BE ANY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT IS AT STAKE!!! LEAD THE REST OF YOUR COMPANY DOWN TO THE BUNKER!!! KKKKKKSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

Claire
WWWEEEE CAN'T

12:39Maddie
CLAIRE, CLAIRE!!!
CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! KSSSH
THERE IS KSHHHHHHH AN AIR RADE KSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
THEY KSSSSSH ARE KSHHHHH
HITTING US KSSSSHHH WITH OPERATION TODDLER KSSHHHHHHHHHH
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH