Mormon boy Spencers status: My Crusade against smokers will involve me carrying around a fire extinguisher and drowning anyone with a "lollipop that is on fire"........
My reply: I'll be sure to keep my distance. Or if you are ever sucking on a lollipop i'll come up and be like, "here let me get that for ya." And light your lollipop stick on fire.
Lady named Audrey: I've thought about getting all their personal information address, phone number, social security number, so later in life when I have health problems caused by second hand smoke, I can sue them all!
My reply: @Audrey, you wont be able to do that later in life, because we will already be dead.
Spencer: They say it is a personal choice, but when you smoke in public it totally isn't.
Guy named Tom: You fight them Spencer, tell them who's Boss!!!
My reply: Yes we are a bunch of unhealthy sadists with an unfortunate habit. Fight us off, please.
Spencer: You know maddie, i might just let you live because you humor me. I will let you die a slow a painful death fighting cancer, breathing through a hole in your throat, so on and so forth.
My reply: Sounds like the future I embraced. Hope you enjoy the cancer i give you from my exhaust.
Spencer: No, see, i am going to but you in a bubble. YOu are not only going to get first hand smoke, but second hand, and maybe even thirdhand..... from yourself..... if that makes sense.
My reply: That's a bit kinky....... and you kind of sound like Hitler.
"they this" and "they that."
As my sister says: "99.9% of mormons don't know what the fuck they are talking about before they open their mouths and judge everyone but themselves."
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