How Gone with the Wind SHOULD have ended.

Created by Maddie and Eric:


Prissy: "Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett..." *SLAP*

Scarlett: Time to meet the strap you whiny bitch.

*whole cast runs in* Can we watch?

Scarlett: Oh Rhett DO tie my brooch onto your belt.

Rhett: Why would I want to do a thing like that?
Scarlett: So we may beat Prissy to a pulp.

Rhett: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

*Scarlett whips out a revolver and shoots Rhett in the head.*

After Scarlett shoots Rhett in the head... the rest of the company gets a little nervous... Sue-Ellen, India, and Ashley move towards the door to leave... Scarlett catches this and screams, "ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOOOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"

After they've settle down, she motions Prissy over to her. "You ever heard of the Bear Christian?" she asks. "Now you say something in a normal voice just once, or I'm calling the Bear Christian over."

Prissy starts humming to herself.

"Hey... Mammy!" yells Scarlett. "Got us a simpleton here who wants to die for stupidity, oBLIGE her!"

A thud is heard from the kitchen... a pulse... it grows louder and louder and louder until... THE BEAR CHRISTIAN EMERGES!
Mammy... holding a spatula in her hand walks towards Prissy's shriveled up figure casting it in shadow.

She raises the spatula ready to strike when India makes a break for the door. Oddjob (who is now in Gone with the Wind) chucks his hat and decapitates India... much to Scarlett's delight.

In the confusion, Prissy manages to squirm away from the larger bulk of Mammy, she turns to run slams into the unmoveable girth of Jaws. The 7 ft tall man grabs both sides of Prissy's head, lifts her off the ground and gives her a big kiss. "Prissy, my darling angel... my love of the universe. Come back to Lina Lamont and myself. I swears honey, i's do much better this time."

Scarlett: FUCK THAT SHIT!
*whips out her lightsaber and starts going apeshit on everyone*


Cue melodious and dramatic Gone with the Wind music to cloud the screams of agony coming from the cast.

Fin.