Here is something I believe you should remember for the future: if ever a fire alarm happens to go off again, make sure you use the bathroom before you leave. ESPECIALLY if the fire alarm is what woke you up.
-The management in your head
Dear Dorms,
Now let me make this one thing perfectly clear..... A HUGE PILLAR OF FUCKING CLEAR WATER IS NOT SMOKE!!! *ahem* That little freshman chap or chapess that pulled the fire alarm is responsible for waking up every dorm on the U campus on FRIDAY MORNING. Which means, the day after thirsty thursdays. Great idea. However, I am somewhat indebted. For if this had not happened, we (the classy ladies of 74101) would not have noticed that the fire alarms in each of our rooms didn't work. Thank goodness the one in our apartment foyer works. Then again, I wish it didn't in a case like this, just so i didn't get woken up 2 hours early.
-The Classy Ladies of 74101
Residents of the Green Sustainability Floor
U of U.
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