Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What I learned Summer of 2009


- Being a hermit can be fulfilling and yet... not.

- A Lord of the Rings Extended Edition marathon CAN happen.

- The Hobbit can be read in one night.

- The Appendix to LOTR is fantastic.

- Half of my summer has been walking to bookstores and reading Tolkienlore for hours.

- Marlboro 100's are the buzz from heaven... but leave nasty looking spots on the lungs.

- Stretch marks can take the form of trees which can create happy-fun-time with a sharpie.

- Choice of soap is Dial.

- Most fun can be had with Claricedear and Jimmyboy

- Talking like Sean Connery is addicting and can be mixed with Christopher Walkin and other random accents.

- Star Fox N64. Still badass.

- Doing a barrel roll can save your life.

- Peppy in the newer Star Fox series is weak and lacks his usual... erm.... charm.

- One can get E-coli and Salmonellabella at the same time... poor Claire...

- G. I. Joe fails, but makes good boom boom.

- I'm a ninja.

- Great Danes make great conversation whenever they deem it fit to speak.

- Drugs are bad.

- Bicycles are handy.

- Meryl Streep should go on Colbert more often.

- Omegle.com is lovely when you find someone who makes great conversation.

- Taiwan looks like it has awesome food.

- Left 4 Dead completes me.

- Mario Bros. fan fiction is...................... lovely. :)

- Morgoroth is more badass than Sauron.

- I will buy a Shenai and become a snake charmer.

- I will physically disable myself and become a bell ringer.

- Coffee. :)

- Nurse Jackie is a lovely way to pass the time until Weeds is on.

- Weeds just isn't as good as it used to be. (Seasons 1-3 rock.)

- Watching the sunrise and watching it the sunset every day is worth it.

- Getting up for school is going to bite.

- Cats are fun to take pictures of.

- The show, Roseanne can be entertaining... but not worth repeating.

- John Goodman... FAILURE.

- Shopping is stressful.

- Living without money is great... until you go to a bookstore.

- Playing with swords is fun.

- Going to movies with Claire is enjoyable... especially during the previews.
(Claire: Wait, isn't D.C. inland?
Maddie: It got flooded Claire... DUH)

- Julia Childs is adorable.

- Iron Chef has proved that you can make multiple courses by just using artichokes (including ice cream).

- My grammar still sucks.

- 10 dollars does NOT go a long way.

- Drunk facebooking is not a good idea... but it does leave funny memories.

- Big bells = Yay!

- You can miss friends a lot and when you meet up with them you can fall right back into where you left.

- Scrubs come in a variety of different cloths.

- Box Elder Bugs are of LUCIFER.

- Finding a job is a bitch.

- Withdrawls are not worth it.

- Camping by oneself is fantastic.

- Sprinklers in the middle of the night by oneself is also fantastic.

- Where your tongue goes when you make a "t" sound still blows my mind in an odd way.

- You CAN fall asleep in the shower... for a long time.

- Indoor plumbing... is a big deal.

- Baby giraffes are cute.

- Stage moms are frightening.

- Kill Bill..... Mmmmm...

- There are thousands of youtube to mp3 converters.

- You can become disillusioned with 4chan.

- It is no long LGBT but LGBTQAIA

- Paid Programming is sorrowful for the insomniac.

- Baby Mr. Coffee brings joy.

- Hans Zimmer warms ye ole soul.

- Mario Tennis can be INTENSE when played as the Williams sisters.

- Faramir and Boromir in the LOTR movies both have big noses.

- I'z Hobbitz.

- Dry skin is uncomfortable... especially without lotion.

- Having an the extra month of May added on to summer vacation just gives one more time to do nothing.

- True friends are willing to drive way out of their way to hang out with you.

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